The last Buffestalo? Well, if the Mayans - as understood by 21st Century Americans, widely known for their profound insights into foreign cultures and human history - are right, then 2012 will be the end of days and this will be our LAST BUFFESTALO...dun dun dun! And wouldn't you know it, the 4th is on a mother f'in Wednesday this year. Dammit! No natural three day weekend for the first time in the history of Buffestalo! Ah well, nothing to do but throw your head back, laugh at the gods, and forge valiantly onward, amirite? Here's what we're thinking:Friday, June 29th - we'll provide an all star line up of rockin' live music, delicious, delicious beer, mildly dangerous pyrotechnics, and an epic bonfire. You do your best to show up no later than 7:00 PM, bring grillage or other sustenance to carry you through the night, be prepared to spend a weekend mostly outdoors, and leave the bad vibes in whatever city you've fled.
Saturday, June 30th - we'll make all the arrangements for a (relatively) early morning group tubing/canoeing trip down the Fox River, return to the Buffestalo grounds mid-afternoon, respectfully roast a pig for dinner, and settle in for a simply lovely evening of independently produced films screened in the great outdoors.
Sunday, July 1st - we stagger around looking for water, aspirin, and coffee, clean up all the bullshit that's been strewn around the property while we left ourselves in the charge of our psychotic, lizard brains, pack up our stinking, filth ridden belongings, head back to our respective urban existences, and await the apocalypse.
Also, Bigfoot.
Does this sound like a plan? Let me know whether or not you think this sounds like a plan.
